I am running a bit behind on my weekly blogwhoring duties.  I had to make a trip to Salt Lake City for an exam at the model of government run healthcare, a VA hospital.  Anyway, here we go…

     This weeks “you can’t make this crap up” award goes to the story of some new toys for girls.  There’s the pole dancer doll and the nipple tassel shirt…read about this great ideas here: Sister Toldjah: Tassel t-shirts for toddlers, Hot Air: Good news, t-shirts with nipple tassels now available for toddlers, The Other McCain: Cultural apocalypse watch

     In Carrie Prejean news, Carrie Prejean has filed a lawsuit against Miss California USA officials.  You can read about it here: Big Hollywood: Carrie Prejean takes legal action against Miss California USA officials.  Most of you probably don’t care.  I just included this story because of the hit surge I get everytime Carrie Prejean makes the news, even if she isn’t topless.

     In Czar news, John Holdren will appear on David Letterman this week.  Maybe he and Letterman can discuss options for sterilizing Letterman.  Read about it here: Michelle Malkin: Wackjob Science Czar to appear on David Letterman